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Created on 2006-05-20 03:42:01 (#10275622), last updated 2006-05-21

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Name:Cornelia
Birthdate:08-05
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A Short Preface: Despite whatever nonsense my biography might suggest, I am reasonably nice to talk to and would probably like to be your friend.

Cornelia was the youngest of four children who grew up in a musical household, listening to brass band music on 78 rpm records. She received her first guitar, an f-hole acoustic, as a Christmas present from her parents at age 12. Harassed due to the directions of her studies, Cornelia petitioned Pope Clement VII and was granted permission to leave the Franciscans and enter the Benedictine order at Maillezais, where she was more warmly received.

Later she left the monastery to earn her "lifetime all-access pass" from the Flaming Lips, and went backstage at one of their shows in New York city where Wayne Coyne advised her to trick people, and she retrieved her purse from behind the legs of Bill Hader. During the making of the film, over 200 images of Sean Connery's facial expressions were taken along with voice clips to make Cornelia more like him. Moreover, this is a world governed by fate and destiny.

If Cornelia had friends, they would probably tell you that "she's always been a modest chap and she won't be getting us all bowing and scraping." They might also add that "a warrior will sooner die than live a life of shame", and that she has poor circulation.

(Apologies to the authors of various Wikipedia entries.)
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